Magento report: Products not ordered

Magento report: Products not ordered

So.. Native Magento only exports data if a product has been sold. We all
know this, we all have used it, dealt with it, loathed it at some point in
time..
I need to be able to generate a report that shows ALL items by quantity
sold, to include those that have never sold ( 0, or zero quantity sold ).
We're doing this so that I can pull some items off of the website that
rarely sell, or never sell, so that we aren't manufacturing onsies and
twosies.
I understand data needs to be populated to run the report and the search
quarry bases it off whatever items have a '1' or greater - BUT the data is
still present there just is not an order associated with it, thus never
setting it within the applicable limits of the report quarry.
Is there a way to modify the search quarry to include these "never-sold"
items, or any other method?
I am on Magento Enterprise 1.12.02, but the report templates/methods
should be similar across the board - if not i've managed to replicate them
in the past.